DWTS - week 2

Ok, I have some standouts now. Not necessarily because they are good. Just that they stand out in this musing mind.

Jennifer Grey. A front runner. She is dancing very well. In pre-show interviews, she said she was hoping she didn't disappoint fans because she didn't have any real dance training. And the only dancing she did was what...20 odd years ago in that movie? So not bad at all. I have to talk about her face. There was some tabloid hoopla when she got that nose job. She had a unique and recognizable face with the nose she had. Ok, it was big, but there are a lot of successful actors with prominent beaks and they wouldn't be the same without the snout. I'm sure I'm not the only one who can't see the Jennifer we knew.

Audrina Patridge. Another front runner. I don't know her face, but then I didn't know a few other front runners in previous seasons. She can dance and might make it to the end.

Florence Henderson. The token senior citizen. Is she in good shape or what?! But she is 72 so she's not as flexible as this kind of dancing requires. At least she's not hogging the spotlight like other seniors before her. This kind of proves that stars and pros might not be randomly matched. Corky Ballas is usually paired with the older gals.

Brandy. You'd expect a musical star to have more musicality and dancing skills. Not here. She's already got into a snit with her partner Maksim, and you just don't piss Maks off. She's looking like the token diva.

That real tall sports guy. Yeah, don't know him. Basketball? I have to wonder how the partners are paired up. Random draw from the hat or assigned? Whatever, giving him to much shorter Cheryl wasn't a good choice. It makes him look more awkward than he already is. He's not dancing horribly, but I can't get past how dorky they look together. Since they panned to her several times, I'm guessing (without googling) that Eliza Dushku (one of my favorite actresses) is his other half.

Margaret Cho. Comedian. I remember her from back in her earlier days. Didn't care for her then. Too harsh and grating. She is more subdued now, or least for the show, and she's in better shape than the last time I saw her. I noticed the costume designers have been covering up her sleeve tat. Doesn't really go with ballroom style.

The Situation. This dink is a hoot! I'm sure he came into this thinking he is all that. He's all that hilarious. His face and guido accent kills me! He's built a bit like that skateboard champ a few seasons ago. Normally proportioned from the waist up and then shorter from the waist down. And he's pigeon-toed! If the show wants a comedy element, he's the man.

Everybody else. Don't know them. Don't know their names. Don't know their faces. Don't know the reason they're "stars". I think there's another guy that's not dancing too badly, but like I said.....don't know him.

There was an interesting thing. Sarah Palin. Oh yeah, forgot to mention Bristol Palin. See there? She didn't stand out. Where was I? Sarah Palin was in the front row rooting for her daughter and skarfing up the publicity. While the cameras were backstage, booing was heard out in the theater. Right after that, they went to Tom sitting with Sarah for an interview segment. There's much speculation that the booing was for Sarah. The show is feigning innocence, and even the judges denied knowing what the boos were for. Someone said maybe it was for the scores. That's live TV for you.

One last note. Brook Burke. The token beautiful co-host. She looks great in a dress, but her interview skills are worse than last season. The less she says, the better off are we.

Good morning.